It's a sell out



Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen

I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment

Are you ready for a show

Gonna rock gonna roll you

Get you dancing in the aisles

Jazz you razzamatazz you

With a little bit of style

C'mon let me entertain you



Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you



I've come here to sell you my body

I can show you some good merchandise

I'll pull you and I'll pill you

I'll Cruella De Vil you

And to thrill you I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance

We'll give you grounds for divorce

We'll give you piece de resistance

And a tour de force

Of course



We found the right location

A lot of pretty lights

Sound and amplification listen hey

Hey if you need a fix

If you want a high

Stickells will see to that

With Elektra and EMI

We'll show you where it's at

So c'mon let me entertain you



Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Let me entertain you



Just take a look at the menu

We give you rock a la carte

We'll Breakfast At Tiffanys

We'll sing to you in Japanese

We're only here to entertain you



If you wanna see some action

We get nothing but the best

The S & M attraction

We got the pleasure chest

Chicago down in New Orleans

We get you on the line

If you dig the New York scene

We'll have a son of a bitch of a time



C'mon let me entertain you

Let me entertain

Let me entertain you